jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

(via thatgwenchick)

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

(via forever)

when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

(Source: onedirection-slo, via fake-mermaid)

sodamnrelatable:

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

(Source: warmachinerox, via nutellaprince)

sodamnrelatable:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class”

(Source: fuckisonyobiscuit, via eufore)